I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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