D3 body, D1 cock
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
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Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
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Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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