: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
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he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
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does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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