...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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