Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Send help, water and tortillas.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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