ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
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You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
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I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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