i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
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I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
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you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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