You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
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i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
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His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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