Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
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By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
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That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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