Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Me too!
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
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I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
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Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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