Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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