Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Randomize
