We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
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I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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