You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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