guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
there was a trapeze. enough said
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
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She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
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Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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