I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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