Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
