i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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