Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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