she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
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she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I wish there were birth control emojis
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she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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