This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
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Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
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Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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