Small penises have feelings too.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
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i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
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I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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