I am puke
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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