So drunk its hurt
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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