I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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