Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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