Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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