seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Randomize
