Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
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He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
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Why can't burritos get me drunk
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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