does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
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