She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
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i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
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Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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