Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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