he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Randomize
