i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Randomize
