ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I think your dad took our porno
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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