so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
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i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
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finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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