Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
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Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
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I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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