Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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