All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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