when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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