please come you make the beer taste better
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
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That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
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I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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