After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
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My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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