dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
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I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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