we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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