i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Boobs speak an international language.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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