$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
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Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
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Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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