if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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