New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
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Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
being pregnant is like rehab
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
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We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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