Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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