Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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