So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
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there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
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I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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