You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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