She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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