Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
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Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
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I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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