That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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