The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
