I'm eating all of the evidence.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
this will be a night to untag.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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