When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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