try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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